Wednesday, May 09, 2007

And All's Right With the World

In a move that surely must warm the cockles of PR hacks everywhere, Paris has rehired her Publicist, Elliot Mintz. Yes, the same guy she just got rid of a few days ago and whom she blamed for her 45 day sentence for violating the terms of her probation. Just because your client is a celebretard and you have to hold her hair while she vomits, that's no reason for high priced talent to take it in the neck when that celebretard screws the pooch. That's just a saying, not an idea for a new video, Paris.

It's always nice to see BFF's kiss and make up.

And in a stunning move, Paris has decided to go all grass roots and try to get a pardon from the Governator. I'm not making this up. Even though she's not on death row (but that sounds like a pretty good idea), she has an online petition requesting that people sent a letter to get her out of her 45 day sentence. Because if America's number 1 Party Girl with no talent goes to jail, we all die a little.

Not really. Paris is just our generations Zsa Zsa Gabor. She's famous just for being famous. And no one could ever figure out why because it's not like she ever did anything.

It's here, if you want to read it. But if you sign it, don't bother ever coming back here.

5 comments:

Misplaced said...

Can we begin a petition to have her executed on live TV? I bet Fox would air it and I know I'd watch.

Iwanski said...

I wish I had ink in my printer, because I have some uses in the bathroom for this petition.

Wicked H said...

If I am not mistaken, there is a petition from her anti-fans to extend her stay. I'd like to amend that one and add that she have a cell mate named Big Bertha!

Oh snap!

Reigning Frog said...

Next generation Zsa Zsa: Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt

latt├ęgirl said...

Oooh. I'd love to see the other petition. I would sign that in a heartbeat.