If you're going to be anywhere near Hailey, Idaho, be sure to check out the Chester Jakes restaurant in the Mint Bar. Because that's where all the action was happening on Halloween. At least for Lori Brutsche-Ely.
It seems Lori was having a bit of fun on Halloween when it got out of control.
When a security guard told her he'd called the cops (and my favorite security guard joke: "Stop or I'll yell stop again!") Lori decided that would be the perfect time to take off her clothes in the bar.
Then when the cops came to get her, she punched one in the chest. That's typically a beating. Even if you are nakey.
Then when she got to the jail, she bit a deputy (bad dog, grrrrr). I suggest going with either the always popular "I pay your salary!" or frequent use of the term Barney.
Oh, and then Lori managed to set off the fire sprinkler and flood her cell. That's the trifecta.
You may also be shocked to learn that alcohol was involved. I'm very surprised given that mug shot above. That will make a great Xmas card.
Pat Dailey said it best. You don't have to be drunk to be an asshole. But it sure helps.