Martha Stewart's confinement is being extended. Ostensibly it's because she went to a yoga class and was tooling around her estate in a 4x4.
I can't wait until Martha gets that electronic monitoring device off her ankle. It's leaving a mark on my neck.
Just kidding. I wish I could take credit for that joke, but I stole it from Dave. He's clearly the funniest man alive.
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