Is it a bad sign that after decorating my office with black balloons and Aqua Teen Hunger Force blow ups, my co-workers bought me a South Park magnetic dartboard, a Darth Tater and a Best Buy gift card so I can buy video games?
When they gave it to me, they said that Darth would be worth more if I didn't open the package.
Yeah, like I'm going to pull a 40 year old virgin and not open it. Please, you buy toys to play with them for crying out loud.
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2 comments:
Keep it for one hundred years and you might make one miiiillion dollars.
I appreciate most about this post that you were able to incorporate the words virgin, games, blow up, video and loud. Oh, and "when they gave it to me."
I should probably go now.
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