Monday, January 09, 2006

Lou is Third, but She's a Brick House

These things happen in threes and I don't have any control over it. Quasi-celebrities always pull a troika in their demises. Not all at once, but they tend to clump. No one can explain it and no one can contain it. Please no wagering.

But I swear I didn't mean to kill Lou Rawls. I mean, he was one of the Louisiana Gator Boys in Blues Brothers 2000 for crying out loud.

And just our luck, he beat Dick Cheney to the hospital. Curses!

Apparently Cheney was admitted to the hospital for shortness of breath. Probably from blowing all those poor little pigs houses down. Not the brick house, he just wiretapped that one.

No comments: