How hot is it?
Well, it's so hot in Washington DC right now that Karl Rove has started leaking freon.
It's so hot in Washington DC right now that people are using Teddy Kennedy's head for shade.
It's so hot in Washington DC right now that Clarence Thomas isn't the only member of the Supreme Court wearing nothing under his robes.
It's so hot in Washington DC right now that people are using Dick Cheney's heart to keep meat from thawing.
It's so hot in Washington DC right now that when people say William Rehnquist should be on ice, he already is.
Man, that's hot, I gotta tell you. Thank you, you're beautiful. Remember to tip your bartenders and servers. I'm here all week.
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