Thus, I can only offer up these meager musings of half completed ideas for posts. Mea maxima culpa.
- Did they call the Pam Anderson Kid Rock wedding which took place on a boat "The Hepatitis Sea Cruise?
- I'll bet Mel Gibson is very, very sorry...that he got caught.
- Castro really isn't sick. He's on vacation in Disneyworld. He's going to be pissed when he finds out there's no Cuba at Epcot. He will enjoy the fireworks though.
- It's so hot, Star Jones called Barbara Walters just to get a cold shoulder. Yes, I completely stole that one from Dave.
- If it's not Halloween, it's probably not a good idea to dress up as a pirate.
- I know JK Rowling will miss Harry, but I'll bet she'll miss the checks even more.
- If Heath Ledger is playing the Joker, don't let Robin go camping with him.
That's it. I got nothing.
2 comments:
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I agree with you on Mel Gibson. When you're drunk, I think you say things that you really mean, but may not say when you're sober.
Sojourn? I love that word. I'm working on a post composed around the word "goodly." I can't wait!
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