Please, come in. Sit down. Relax. Take a couple of deep breaths. Have a sip of a nice, cool, refreshing beverage.
Please try to remain calm. Don't panic. Because you're absolutely, positively going to go nuts over what you're about to see. No shoving, no yelling, no rude behavior in your rush to acquire one.
Yes, that's a Sock Monkey Dress.
Can you imagine anything nicer than a Cleavacious and a Sock Monkey Dress? I didn't think so.
You'll be the hit of the Holiday Party scene. Act now.
And the ultimate accessory? Banana Purse.
If Monkey Woman had this costume for her crime fighting, she'd still be on the show.
When you see Bjork at the next Grammy's wearing one of these, remember you saw it here first.