Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Splitsville

If Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson can't make it work, what chance do any of us have?

After six years of marriage and the release of one son, Hudson's publicist, Brad Cafarelli.
confirmed that Kate and Chris are separated.

While it's great to make your publicist take the heat when you make your announcement, Bad Brad really didn't offer any details for the split.

So I've got to make them up here. Feel free to play along at home kids.
Kate really is hard to handle now
  • Chris' self-indulgent guitar solos
  • Kate's steadfast refusal to shake her moneymaker
  • Chris' insistence on spelling Crowes with the superfluous "e"
  • Rich Robinson would not move out of basement
  • Kate did not, in fact, talk to angels
  • Chris saw Me, You & Dupree

No word on whether Kate and her new co-star Matthew McConaughey in the upcoming movie Fool's Gold are re-uniting in more ways that one. If so, I'll bet Chris will be jealous again.

When you strike comedy gold by pairing Kate and Matt in the critically acclaimed How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, it's easty to understand they'd go back to the well on that one.

2 comments:

angelatee said...

This one really stung. Why? Why? Did they have to break up?

I think it's Ryder's fault. Did that kid really have to have hair that long? Come on.

Elsa said...

I think you hit it on the nail with the spelling of the Crowes - THAT would drive me crazy!! I wouldn't have married him just for that reason.