Thursday, September 07, 2006

Labeled for Life

I can't tell you how proud I am to be the first result in this search.

Man, you write one post about naked men serving food and you're branded a maverick and a trouble maker. Good thing I didn't shag a sheep.

I still don't think bottomless butlers can be very hygienic no matter how cheeky it is. (Yes, I actually did that. Mea maxima culpa). If they make you wear a paper hat or a hair net at McDonald's, how does the health inspector let them get away pantsless?

Bet they don't serve beef kebabs or Vienna sausages at those parties.


SarahReznor said...

hey, what about eating sushi off of naked ladies? that's not so clean either..!

Kate The Great said...

You know... I hadn't read that post. I'm going to London in October and will have to see whether one of these nudie butler will accompany me as I party through the UK...

t2ed said...

I believe nude butlers are required (under their Code of Nude Butler Professional Conduct) to accompany you anywhere you request. It's like the Postal Service and actually showing up with letters in hand even though it's raining.

I can't wait for the next remake of Around the World in 80 Days only Passpartout isn't wearing any pants.

I don't know what's the fascination with nudidity and food. I blame Mickey Rourke and Kim Basinger and 9 1/2 weeks.