I'll admit that my marketing skills are a bit rusty, but this name caught my eye as something that might not have been tested too well.
I'm going to officially go on record that I will never put anything called Hard Creamer in my mouth. I'm sure it's a refreshing malt beverage just like the press release claims, but I'm not trying it.
Maybe it's just for the ladies and gay men? I could never be gay. I don't even like that gum that squirts in your mouth.
I wish I could have found a better image, but I got some really odd returns when I searched for Hard Creamer online.
Anyone tried a Hard Creamer lately? Please feel free to insert your naughty response in the comments.