Friday, January 23, 2009

Call Me

If you hadn't heard, the crisis has been averted. Just like Joltin' Joe predicted, within the first 60 days, we almost had international incident.
Yes, despite concerns over privacy, White House record-keeping protocols and security, Barack Obama is going to be allowed to keep his Blackberry.
That's good because he sends me text messages all the time. What? I don't even have a cell phone so how can I get the President's text messages. Shut up, kid. No one likes a smart ass. Just go with the bit.
Anyway, Barack must have been meeting with his economic advisers because I got the following last night:
OMG!!! This Country is so FUBAR. :( Luvs, BO
Hope that's not a portent of things to come.
I mean I don't think I should be getting email that says Luvs from the President. This can't end well.


[F]oxymoron said...

My response,

"LOL! WTF? U def have 2 expln"

Arjewtino said...

This just gave Blackberry the best free advertising it could have ever asked for.

Kate said...

What does fubar mean?

Anonymous said...


I didn't realize until this very post that our new president's initials are B.O. Heh. You think people will say he stinks?

foundinidaho said...

Oh, I'll bet he got teased about that when he was little. Of course, the whole "Barack" thing would have been too much to resist as well for fourth grade boys.

At least he's smart enough to know things were FUBAR. Bush thought everything was lovely until recently and Cheney thinks Scooter Libby should have been pardoned. For all that is holy, those men were scary.

Roxrocks said...

I like that he gets to keep it. It shows he's not scared of full disclosure. I don't recall GWB ever talking about his cell phone and missing it. Of course, that retard probably doesn't even know how to operate a land line, never mind a cell phone.

Wicked H said...

As long as we keep them out of Biden's hands, it's all good.