- Twittering Kitties
- Watching other people do things on tv that you can do in real life (dancing, card playing, being talentless)
- Why the airlines hate us
- The hubbub over gay marriage
- Why anyone wants the key word hotel las vegas
- The NFL Network
- The Big Ten Network
- Excessively Ostentatious Greed
- Weezer
- Any High School Musical
- People Who Put Up Xmas Lights Before Thanksgiving
- The Bailout
- Amy Winehouse
- How they decide what movies get made
- Why people cheer for Kobe Bryant
- Women's fascination with shoes and jewelry
- Men's fascination with televised sports
- Why Tony Kornheiser still lives
- Why AIG Executives still live
- How Alan Greenspan got so dumb so quickly
- Why commercial radio sucks
- How people live without an iPod
- Why only 4 out of 5 dentist recommend sugar free gum
- Rachel Ray's laugh
- Why we don't get Veteran's Day off
- Why we don't get 9/11 off
- Organized religion
- The mind of an Engineer
- Who invented liquid soap and why
- The Detroit Lions ineptitude
That is all. Please return to your appointed toil. Thank you.
6 comments:
AGREE! Especially 3, 4, 14, 27. Some of the others are even more especially, since I don't even know what they are.
"What kind of fuckery is this?"
That's classic Winehouse. I can't believe you don't get it. Oh, maybe it's not the music, maybe you're perplexed at how much of a hot mess she is and is still on this side of the dirt.
Yeah, I don't get why men watch sports either. That's dumb. :)
I would like to add:
Why the name "Jack" is short for "John." Isn't John short enough?
Speaking of odd nicknames, why is Dick short for anything? I think long ago, some guy named Richard was a jackass and they called him dick, and it just stuck.
That said, I don't understand organized religion either. Eew or people who drink Mountain Dew!
Ha! Rachel Ray's laugh is annoying... and I'll doubt men will ever be able to crack the mysteries of shoe/jewelry appeal.
I get #9, #13 and #27, but the rest I am surely with you on. I don't also get why anyone would think that the Bears don't suck.
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