Today I'm actually writing about something I know something about. While this is against my general principles, consider this an experiment. It may be a success or it may be like that 10th grade chemistry class where I tricked my friend into holding magnesium. In his hand. Ouch.
Anyhoo, there's a real art to domain name registration. You need one that's not too long because peeps can't type it in correctly. While shorter is better (just like speeches and visits from family), it still has to be memorable and accurately describe what you're pimping. There's always other people to help you pick domains, but I figured these folks could use a little help.
Hillary Clinton: www.monicasexboyfriendswife.com
John Edwards: www.prettywoman.com
John McCain: www.oldfart.com
Rudy Guiliani: www.notmobbedup.com
Barack Obama: www.itcouldhavebeenworseitcouldhavebeenhitler.com
Fred Thompson: www.onlyactinglikeacandidate.biz
Mitt Romney: www.mittisnotagayname.info
George Bush: www.duh.net
Paris Hilton: www.stilldumb.org
Any Winehouse: www.karma.com
Tom Brady: www.borninamanger.net
Britney Spears: www.cangetalotcrazier.com
David Hasselhoff: www.notalent.com
Pacman Jones: www.thug.org
Angelina Jolie: www.gotkidz.com
Harrison Ford: www.toooldforthiskindofshit.com
Shia LeBouf: www.evenidontknowwhyimfamous.net
The Chicago Cubs: www.cursed.com
Feel free to play along from home, kids.