Because I was too lazy to put a link in it, people thought I was joking about Robot Elvis. And Sharper Image has marked it down! Can you believe that the Robot Elvis is a slow mover during the holiday time? Nothing says romance like a robot.
Watch this and tell me it doesn't freak you out.
And it's eventually going to turn on you and try to kill you if you don't feed it narcotics and peanut butter 'n nanner sandwiches every day. And can you use an air hose to slowly make him get fatter like he did in real life? It's going to be even better when I make him sing nothing but show tunes. Or Funkytown.
I'm going to loop that and play it on every LCD TV in my house constantly. Yes, it'll be Graceland West when I get to SLC, baby.
At least it's better than all that damn bell ringing.
And I wasn't kidding about the vibrating soap either.
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I think it's funny they're marketing the vibrating soap to kids. They should change the shape and market it to a demographic that would really enjoy it, except make it not soap.
About Elvis, his birthday is coming up next month, and where I live they throw a pretty big party, Fried PB&N sammies and all. They show a documentary about Elvis impersonators, then you get a live show with an awesome black Elvis impersonator. If you close your eyes you'd swear it was the real thing.
It never ceases to amaze me where you come up with all this stuff. It's Crazy!
Good luck with the move T-man.
It's always a fantastic idea to sell masturbatory devices to children! I mean, honestly, we don't have enough 12-14 year olds having children.
And THANK YOU for the Elvis idea. I'd been looking for something deep and meaningful for my father. That fits the ticket!
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