Friday, March 30, 2007

Bag Man

If you're in Spartanburg, South Carolina, you might want to check out the new purses. That's right, Jenifer Steller has created something called the Bravura. It's a purse made out of a recycled bra.

Now I've known women who occasionally tucked a buck there, but never used their whole bra for a bag.

Don't loan your Bravura to your husband. He'll never be able to get it open.

Now I couldn't find a slogan for the Bravura anywhere. So of course, I took it upon myself to make up a few:
  • Snuggle up with our bags
  • Show off your Bravuras
  • Gravity defying bags
  • Let your Bravuras free
  • Don't let anyone else hold your Bravura
  • The best support purse ever
  • Bravura lifts and separates
  • The other fun bag
  • Bravura is beautiful
  • The clasp is in the front
  • The second base bag
  • No one will snatch this purse
  • Recycle, Restrain, Rejoice
  • Don't let your Grandma's Bravura drag on the ground

Feel free to play along at home, kids.


kris said...

My bag's too boobylicious for you, babe!

No. Maybe I need to nap again. ;)

Reigning Frog said...

- The "cross your heart" bag
- Bravura's Secret

It's Friday, my brain is already drinking martinis...