Sunday, March 25, 2007

About Damn Time

It's good to see that a true hero is finally getting the respect she deserves. Yes, Samantha Fox is getting a life size statue in Cacak, Sarajevo.

And you'd better buy something from her web site. Because it doesn't look like that poor girl has enough money to afford a shirt in most of her pictures.

And even though "life sized" is only 5'1" for the divine Ms. Fox, I'm sure her likeness will be quite striking.

As one fan put it:

"We are also aware that her most famous attributes may require special treatment, so we are planning on using the best quality marble only."

Hmmm, what's the best kind of marble to capture clumsy dancing? There's a reason there was a garbage can featured so prominently in that video.

I kid, Sam, I kid. Because I care.

Unfortunately, the big story doesn't say what the plaque on the statue is going to read. So let me suggest the following:
  • Do Ya, Do Ya (Wanna Sculpt Me)
  • Naughty Girls Need Marble Too
  • All About the Music
  • I Can't Get No (Exploitation)
  • I Only Wanna Be Photographed By You
  • Sculpt Me, Sculpt Me (But the Pants Stay On)
  • I Surrender (to the Pigeons)
  • Nothings Gonna Sculpt Me Now

Okay, I can't take any more of this. This music is making me queasy.

Feel free to play along at home kids.

7 comments:

SarahReznor said...

No way... I was kinda hoping me and Kurt Loder were the only ones who remembered she existed..!

Hilly said...

Geez, I'm sorry...you lost me with the hot chick in the wet t-shirt, ahem.

foundme said...

Damn, everyone but ME has a statue now!

Angie T said...

I forgot how big her hoots where. Man.

Misplaced said...

I watch the video you linked to and I can honestly say I have no idea who this woman is.

- There's something to be said for blacking out most of a decade.

Iwanski said...

Yes, it's nice to know that other countries have embraced crap the same way we have.

t2ed said...

Misplaced, you are very lucky.

Because I've got "I Only Wanna Be With You" stuck in my head now.

Ow. Ow. Ow.