And you'd better buy something from her web site. Because it doesn't look like that poor girl has enough money to afford a shirt in most of her pictures.
And even though "life sized" is only 5'1" for the divine Ms. Fox, I'm sure her likeness will be quite striking.
As one fan put it:
"We are also aware that her most famous attributes may require special treatment, so we are planning on using the best quality marble only."
Hmmm, what's the best kind of marble to capture clumsy dancing? There's a reason there was a garbage can featured so prominently in that video.
I kid, Sam, I kid. Because I care.
Unfortunately, the big story doesn't say what the plaque on the statue is going to read. So let me suggest the following:
- Do Ya, Do Ya (Wanna Sculpt Me)
- Naughty Girls Need Marble Too
- All About the Music
- I Can't Get No (Exploitation)
- I Only Wanna Be Photographed By You
- Sculpt Me, Sculpt Me (But the Pants Stay On)
- I Surrender (to the Pigeons)
- Nothings Gonna Sculpt Me Now
Okay, I can't take any more of this. This music is making me queasy.
Feel free to play along at home kids.