Yup, Marilyn Manson and Dita Von Teese are splittsville. Who had just over a year in the break up pool? I hope you kept your receipt for those margarita glasses.
That's right ladies, this handsome young, devil may care, freak-about-town, is back on the market! Just ignore those rumors about him dating 19 year old Evan Rachel Wood.
It's probably only a matter of time before Mr. M gets a sports car and hair plugs.
And it's so contentious that they're arguing over spousal support, who will pay for her lawyers and even the kitties.
I hate when Devil Dad and Trash Mommy fight.
As usual the court papers give us nothing and claim the split is just due to irreconcilable differences. I know better. Here are the real reasons, they're breaking up:
- He still scares her every morning without his makeup
- She once yelled out "Alice" during sex
- Fights over the eyeliner
- Her refusal to sleep in his coffin
- Whenever he says, "It's all about the music," she yells "Bullshit" at the top of her lungs
- Endless arguments about who is the pretty one and who is the ugly one
- He still hates the pet name Milky
- She caught him one time, once dammit, trying on one of her corsets and just won't get over it. Geez!
- His family? Crazier than he is.
- She has never forgiven him for making her give up her promising pole dancing career.
- At home he always listens to smooth jazz
What chance do any of us have if these two crazy kids can't make it?
6 comments:
Personally I find men with each eye a different color sexy.
As valentine's day approaches, I feel so much better about being alone. Seriously, if this is what I have to look forward to, I'll stay single.
Plus, I need my eyeliner. It's a deal breaker.
I'm so off my celebrity gossip...thanks for plugging the hold, t2.
Hilarious.
Comic gold.
Gold, Jerry! Gold!
He really disturbs me on a deeply primal level.
Hole, damnit, not hold!
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