Friday, January 12, 2007

Doesn't This Suck

I'm sorry I'm late to the party because this wonderful product has been out for a month.

It's the Shoover or vacuum cleaner shoes.

Yeah, those are pretty happenin' aren't they? Weren't those the original Cosmo Kramer's?

I don't know if they're really calling it that or it's just the best made up name in the world, but here are some other suggestions for the fine marketing weasels at Electrolux.



  • Dust Buster Browns
  • Marc Sucko
  • Adidabsorbers
  • Doc Maartensuction
  • Sucking Air Jordans
  • Birkensucks
  • The I'm Going to Get You Dirt Suckers
  • Dr. Schollshiners
  • Grasshoovers
  • Steve Maidden
  • Candie's Cleaners

Feel free to submit your own, kids.

Actually, this isn't that crazy of an idea. But if they're smart, they'll sell them in sets of four and make them in sizes that fit dogs.

5 comments:

Robin said...

They should sell them in kid sizes. They're the ones that are always spilling stuff.

Reigning Frog said...

I'd rather have an invention that picks your dirty clothes up off the bathroom floor, washes them, dries them, folds them, and puts them away.

Wicked H said...

I like it. They are sucktastic!

angelatee said...

I think the starlets will be wearing these on the Red Carpet at the Golden Globes.

SarahReznor said...

roach suckers!