It's the Shoover or vacuum cleaner shoes.
I don't know if they're really calling it that or it's just the best made up name in the world, but here are some other suggestions for the fine marketing weasels at Electrolux.
- Dust Buster Browns
- Marc Sucko
- Doc Maartensuction
- Sucking Air Jordans
- The I'm Going to Get You Dirt Suckers
- Dr. Schollshiners
- Steve Maidden
- Candie's Cleaners
Feel free to submit your own, kids.
Actually, this isn't that crazy of an idea. But if they're smart, they'll sell them in sets of four and make them in sizes that fit dogs.