My friend and I were recently in his car and headed to the store. As we waited for a parking spot, the car in front of us began to back up.
Being alert, he honked his horn.
The car continued to slowly back up. He honked his horn a little longer.
The car loomed closer.
He really layed on the horn for a long time. Think of that asshole honk you hear every now and then. No one in the lot can miss this honking.
Whack. A slight jolt as the car in front of us backed into us.
My buddy got out and walked up to the car. He started to yell, "You dumb son of a bitch! You just backed into me you stupid shit."
I sat in the car as he stomped back to his car and examined the front bumper.
He walked back up to the car which hit us and said between clenched teeth, "You're lucky you didn't do any fucking damage."
He got back in our car as I saw hands gesticulating in the car in front of us. Something about that looked familiar. Comprehension slowly dawned.
"You know you've just been honking and yelling at deaf people," I calmly said. "Hope they're not too good at reading lips. Especially profanity."
Yeah, we got out of there pretty quickly after that.