So one of the co-hosts of the party is so sick that she can't even talk. But she can scurry around and fetch people stuff and she got me a frosty beverage. Two days later I'm sick with a sore throat and can't talk.
It kept me from yelling the following things at the tv on Super Bowl Sunday:
- I'm $ure Brad Pitt ha$ hi$ rea$on$ for doing that ad.
- Why is McNabb throwing another fucking interception.
- Get off the fucking pylon cam and give me a goddamn real camera angle.
- I don't care who you are, monkeys is funny.
- Run the no huddle offense you fuck.
- Belichick was no genius when he was in Cleveland.
- The Patriots aren't a dynasty because they never cover the spread.
That was the most boring 3 point game in history. McCartney was the highlight of the whole game.