I will confess to working one summer in a fireworks distribution center. That means I loaded semi's. And got a lot of illegal fireworks when we had stuff left over at the end of the season. Why are all the best fireworks available the very next state over? Lucky stiffs.
But if you're worried about fireworks safety, don't. Because all the fireworks are made in China. And we know what sticklers they are for public safety. So when you read the extremely detailed safety instructions on your illegal fireworks, just follow them carefully.
- Light fuse
- Place on ground
- Get away
That's right. Get away. Nothing can possibly go wrong with that.
But these guys said it best. It's Paul and Storm and it's 4 minutes in. Enjoy!