Friday, June 12, 2009

Kung Fu Fighting

Reason # 214 to Love Utah

We got Ninjas!
This is even better than being able to Ask a Ninja. Because you can hire this Ninja to do stuff for you.

Check it out if you don't believe me.

Why do I have the feeling that this kid has been into Mom's Fenphedra pills? Do you think he knows the Shadow Hare? Or maybe Napoleon Dynamite?

Best part of the advert?

"I do take this very seriously and do not like people calling to make fun of it, please call only if you are serious about my services for any work."

Gosh, I can't imagine why anyone would call to make fun of a Ninja. Even if the number was right there on the ad and was 801-576-0965 or 801-503-5642 for Jon's cell.

Now I've gotta go. Because I want to see a Ninja dressed all in black mow my lawn in the hot desert sun.


foundinidaho said...

I'll bet he has "limited travel ability".

Man I do not miss Utah.

Anonymous said...

Clearly, his ninja talents do not include appropriate grammatical conventions--ugh. And I was totally going to hire him too. Now Napoleon Dynamite, on the hand--he's got mad skills. I'd hire him if only to chuck a piece of steak at him.

Rox said...

I could use a ninja or two around here...I wonder if he does windows?