The dirtiest quote of the week goes to Ms. Halle Berry:
When asked about how excited she was to get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, she replied:
"I can't tell you how good it makes my insides feel. I wish you could be inside right now and you would actually know how good it feels."
Halle, you've just said what every 13 year old boy in America was already thinking. Especially the ones who have seen Catwoman on cable. Because no one saw it in the theater.
When asked about how excited she was to get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, she replied:
"I can't tell you how good it makes my insides feel. I wish you could be inside right now and you would actually know how good it feels."
Halle, you've just said what every 13 year old boy in America was already thinking. Especially the ones who have seen Catwoman on cable. Because no one saw it in the theater.
Is Halle's quote from the lyrics of Sheena Easton's tour de force, Sugar Walls? If it's not, it should be.
Don't get too gushy though, Halle. Even Ryan Seacrest (known professionally as "The Tool") has one of them there stars.
7 comments:
I am saving my money so that I can buy you one too. Prepare your precarious quote!
You're welcome!
Do they also usually hug and smooch the sidewalk? That was odd. A little dignity, puh-leeze!
So do Big Bird, Pee Wee Herman and Tim Allen. Not very impressive...
Seems like everyone has a star except me. screw dignity, if they gave me a star I'd get on the ground and dryhump it. (is dryhump one word or two?)
This is all fine and good, but can your next post be about farms and pig grillin'?
Does anyone have Halle Berry's phone number?
Through my genius, I have figured out a way that I can fulfill her wish.
The Tool has a star?!?!?!
That ain't right.
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