Thursday, October 26, 2006

Your Dog Hates You

Halloween is full upon us. Costumes are out at all the inconvenience stores (everything is up on a really high shelf just out of reach), pumpkins are at gas stations, candy is on sale for the oncoming urchin horde. Kids, don't take candy from strangers. Unless you're in a costume, then it's okay.

But if you're thinking about doing this to your dog, you need to be smacked.

Your dog doesn't want to dress up like Princess Leia and all the other dogs are going to make fun of him. Even if it is the only day your dog can dress like a whore and get away with it.

I don't care how cute you think it is, it's just wrong. He won't even be able to look the other dogs in the eye as they sniff his butt. And no one wants a dog with low self esteem.

5 comments:

Wicked H said...

Amen.

People do not humiliate the pups of the world.

Humiliate yourselves instead.

SarahReznor said...

I agree. just coz you wanna dress like a whore on Halloween doesnt mean you have to make your pet do it too!

do you think the owner dressed up as jabba the hut...? with the leash and everything... okay - now it's funny. but still wrong!

foundme said...

That costume is pitiful, but I've seen some funny as hell ones! That dog just looks confused! It shouldn't have to worry about it's owner hating it so much!

Kim said...

Every Saturday is Pug day at the small dog park across from where I take Killian. Last weekend they all dressed up their dogs in costumes.

As Kris would say...crickets.

It was ridiculous. Princesses, little Pugs in bikinis, one dressed like Superman.

What has the world come to?

couldn't resist said...

If you dress your dog up, and go to the dog park, and your dog sees another dog in a better costume, does your dog call that dog a bitch? Just curious.