On the great big list of things I don't get, Paris Hilton's fame, television show, continued media exposure and alleged attractiveness get top billing.
One of my buds has a serious crush on Ms. Hilton. She just does nothing for this boy. Maybe I like women with intelligence, breasts, and some type of skills so she can a living. Those are in order also. There's nothing more annoying than being stuck with a dumb person. Sure they're amusing for a while but the stupid questions get on your nerves after a while.
Anyway, Paris and her ex-best friend, Nicole Richie are splitsville. Paris isn't telling why. Thus, I'm filling the void.
Which is the most likely reason they broke up?
a) man trouble (includes Nicole sleeping with an ex of Paris)
b) dog trouble (includes biting, spaying or humping)
c) drug trouble (taking the stash of the other)
d) money trouble (taking the stash of the other)
e) video trouble (either billing in Simple Life 4 or illegally downloading Paris' porn vid)
Any other suggestions?
4/25 Update: Just heard on the radio this morning that the correct answer may be "E."
The rumor is that Nikki was having a party for Paris and was going to run the tape of when she hosted Saturday Night Live. Someone, allegedly Nicole, switched it with her sex vid tape. And Paris was pouty.
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