I'm definitely going to have to get on a new schedule for the QOTW. I just can't seem to get my shit in gear on a Friday afternoon and get this posted.
So I'm shooting for a Monday release. How's that for productivity? Wow, feel the wheels of commerce a turning.
Here it be:
If you cannot reach a site, wait a few minutes and try again.
Please do not call the us directly, as we are aware of the problem.
--Virtucon's IT department giving us "tips" regarding the corporate intranet availability issues we've been having
Thank you, Mr. Helper! Now return to your toil, drones.