You know Davis, and Justin and Faldo and Freddy
Jesper and Beemer and Philly and Vijay
But do you recall,
The most horny golfer of all?
Tiger the blue-balled golfer
Always wanted to chase tail
And if he ever met them
He would leave a bad voice mail
All of the other golfers
Used to laugh and call him names (like Youdaman)
They never let poor Tiger
Join in any skins golf games
Then one soggy Major Eve
Finchem came to say
"Tiger with your balls so blue
Won't our purses grow with you."
Then all the skanks they loved him
When they met at a hotel
Tiger the blue-balled golfer
You are going straight to hell.
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Please quit referring to David Carradine as Gasper, the Kinky Ghost.
3 comments:
I was thinking about you today and then lo and behold, you write me a lovely Christmas song! Thanks, man! You wrote it for me, didn't you? It's awesome!
Merry Christmas, Tito!
Yay, you're back! I've missed your at length wit (as opposed to your Twitter wit).
Very funny. Happy Holidays.
So it took Tiger to bring you back to your Blog. Well done!
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