We'll fix at least a little of that right now.
Reason # 327 why I love Utah. Yup, take a peek at this actual coupon from the sports section of the local paper.
Damn, I wish I could have found that swell coupon (even though it's not a Bluefly coupon) before Valentine's Day.
Because love means never having to say your gun is too loud.
Luckily you can head down there at 9:00 am and get your silencer on. So that early morning shooting spree won't disturb the neighbors. Especially when you let their dog have it for pooping in your yard.