I tend to write down a lot of the stupid things people around me say. I'm included in that list by the way.
I've decided to start posting them here. With any luck this will be both entertaining and funny. Keep your fingers crossed, kids.
"That's 'Shit Your Pants' kind of food."
--referring to a chili cheese omelette for breakfast
Reading this now, it doesn't seem as funny. But at the time, I almost nosed by beverage.