At Least Vote Often

I'm sorry to say that I didn't hear about this great experiment in democracy, until now. That's right, the Great State of Indiana is letting us interweb kids help decide what their new license plate should look like. Nothing could possibly go wrong with that plan.

And while I don't want to influence your vote, I picked the one that looks most like a penis torch. Unfortunately, you can only vote until this Wednesday. So get to it!

But what the swell Department of Motor Vehicles (motto: Some Days the Line Never Moves At All) forgot to include was a vote for that little slogan that goes on the bottom of the license plate.

So I helpfully submitted a list of possibilities for them to choose from:

• Land of Letterman
• At Least It's Not Iowa
• Jesus It's Flat Here
• That Smell Is Terra Haute
• We Really, Really Like Basketball
• Hoosier Momma?
• Don't Try Telling Us What Time It Is
• Driving 500 Miles in a Circle Doesn't Make a Lot of Sense, Does It?
• At Least We Don't Have to Worry About Ron Artest Anymore
• We Apologize for Gary
• Where Kentuckians Come to Drink
• It's So Windy Here Because Ohio Sucks
• Try Our Drive Through Liquor Stores
• If You Can Read This, You're Not From Evansville
• Peyton's Place

Feel free to play along at home, kids.