Time Won't Let Me

Don't take my word for it. He's really funny.



Someone is probably stealing that weatherman story right now.

Buy it already. Please note, I'm not Bill Scheft in my real life. I just think we need to support the artists who put out good stuff. Which isn't too many last time I checked.

Read Me My Rights

Ah, what an auspicious day. Tax day and more. But the difference between death and taxes? Congress doesn't convene every year to try to make death worse.

Lest, I get off on a rant here, on to the real business.


Reason #583 to Lurve Utah:

Our Literary Readings


That's right today you can take in two of our esteemed authors.


First up, Dooce is at The King's English to read from her book, It Sucked and Then I Cried. It's at 7:00 tonight so you'd better hurry.


Second, and by no means secondary, Marie Osmond will be signing her new book Might As Well Laugh About it Now at Deseret Book on the 17th.


Can you guess which author I want to see most? Which I want to boo most?


That's right. Both. In Heather's case, it's just professional jealousy. In Marie's just envy of her dancing skillz.


Go read something good instead, kids.