Let's Get Political

More email from Crackberry 1.

I think the new gig is starting to take it's toll.

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To: t2ed
From: lincoln2@whitehouse.gov
Re: Stim Pkg

OMG. DC guys r ffd up! New plan is to make them pay their taxes. That'll stiml8t 3conomy.

Prtty sur I'm getting a Stlrs jersey when they visit. WooT! Bet ur jlous. :)

Lurve,

BO

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Mother In Law

More email from my newest, bestest, Presidential Blackberry toting buddy.
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To: t2ed01@gmail.com
From: Lincoln2@whitehouse.gov
Re: MIL

OMG. MomInLaw driving me nuts. Constant reminder that most people still live under tyranny! Does the CasaBlanca have a dungeon?



Go Steelrs!!

Lurve, BO
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Hope he at least got to watch the game in peace on Sunday. Who knew he was a Steelers fan?


This does bring up a related topic: the genius of Heywood Banks. And his song for the new President

President Obama, are you a super man?
I knew you had to deal with Iraq & Afghanistan.
The polar caps are melting, the economy is in free fall.
But now I hear on top of that
You're gonna live with your Mother in Law.

Mother in Law
Haw haw haw
Your Mother in Law
Your Mother in Law

Palestinians and Israel, India and Pakistan
That North Korea Elvis Dwarf, that wacko in Iran.
They will say "Let's be friends" cause they never saw
A man who could live in the same house
With his Mother in Law

Mother in Law
Haw haw haw
Living with your Mother in Law
Living with your Mother in Law

They're closing down old Gitmo. They're closing down that place.
Dick Cheney won't be around to splash water in their face.
But the Al Queda guys will confess
At the drop of a straw
Or we'll send them off to live
With their Mother in Law

Call Me

If you hadn't heard, the crisis has been averted. Just like Joltin' Joe predicted, within the first 60 days, we almost had international incident.

Yes, despite concerns over privacy, White House record-keeping protocols and security, Barack Obama is going to be allowed to keep his Blackberry.

That's good because he sends me text messages all the time. What? I don't even have a cell phone so how can I get the President's text messages. Shut up, kid. No one likes a smart ass. Just go with the bit.

Anyway, Barack must have been meeting with his economic advisers because I got the following last night:

OMG!!! This Country is so FUBAR. :( Luvs, BO

Hope that's not a portent of things to come.

I mean I don't think I should be getting email that says Luvs from the President. This can't end well.