It's the Shoover or vacuum cleaner shoes.
I don't know if they're really calling it that or it's just the best made up name in the world, but here are some other suggestions for the fine marketing weasels at Electrolux.
- Dust Buster Browns
- Marc Sucko
- Adidabsorbers
- Doc Maartensuction
- Sucking Air Jordans
- Birkensucks
- The I'm Going to Get You Dirt Suckers
- Dr. Schollshiners
- Grasshoovers
- Steve Maidden
- Candie's Cleaners
Feel free to submit your own, kids.
Actually, this isn't that crazy of an idea. But if they're smart, they'll sell them in sets of four and make them in sizes that fit dogs.
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They should sell them in kid sizes. They're the ones that are always spilling stuff.
I'd rather have an invention that picks your dirty clothes up off the bathroom floor, washes them, dries them, folds them, and puts them away.
I like it. They are sucktastic!
I think the starlets will be wearing these on the Red Carpet at the Golden Globes.
roach suckers!
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